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high-school-fling:

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boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

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This will drive me crazy in the very best way

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If you are sad then I will take you to Hallmark and we can read funny birthday cards until you stop crying from sadness and start crying from laughing too hard.

If you are sad, I will watch French films with you. I can’t understand them but I know how you think French is beautiful so I will try to keep up with the subtitles.

If you cut yourself and your blood is all over the bathroom floor, I will cover you in band-aids. I will clean it up so that you don’t have to feel bad. And when I ask why you did it and you reply, “to feel something.” I will kiss you very hard and ask if you feel how much I love you.

If you are sad then I will call you and tell you that when the phone is ringing I get so nervous about what to say to you and I worry about if I will be able to breathe when I hear your voice. When you call me beautiful, I melt.

When your tears wont stop running down your face, I will lay on your bed with you and tell you sometimes its okay to cry. You can’t always be strong. Then I will let you cry until you fall asleep. At midnight, I will wake you up to tell you that I love you and that I want you to never be sad again.

If you are sad, I will let you hold me while I’m barely wearing anything. I’m so cold and so nervous, but you tell me I’m beautiful and kiss my neck. We don’t fuck… we just lay there and hold each other and then I start to cry because I can’t handle when you are sad. How could something so perfect be so broken?

When you are sad and feel like everything is pointless, I will take you to the science museum. We can learn about gravity and I will tell you all about how I fell for you.

If you are sad, I promise to be there.

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thesulfurandthesea:

OH MY FUCKING GOD

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